Three sentences from now, I'm going to say something really funny.
Seriously, just two sentences from now, I'm gonna be fucking hilarious.
After the next sentence, internet hyperbole will achieve literal truth as you fall from your seat and tumble to and fro convulsing with guffaws.
This is the penultimate sentence.
TWO MEN WALKED INTO A BAR - THE THIRD ONE DUCKED! AHHH! I AM SO WACKY!
Internet April Fools jokes are generally not funny and always predictable. Reddit readers summarize thus:
OK, I kind of like the reddit joke. But upside down youtube? Happily, the days of April 1 jokes on Metafilter may be over.