Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Romney's Big Deck

The Boston Globe got a hold of a 77 page powerpoint presentation outlining ubiquitous press presence and virtually hopeless Republican candidate Mitt Romney's strategy for '08. Among the issues facing Romney are his perfect hair and his flip floppery, which has earned him the monikers "Slick Dancing Mitt" and "Flip-Flop Mitt."

Among the strategies envisioned by Team Romney, a special France initiative:
Enmity toward France, where Romney did his Mormon mission during college, is a recurring theme of the document. The European Union, it says at one point, wants to "drag America down to Europe's standards," adding: "That's where Hillary and Dems would take us. Hillary = France." The plan even envisions "First, not France" bumper stickers.
But how to distinguish the Slick Dancer from the Decider?
But the plan lists two ways Romney can set himself apart from Bush. The first says, simply, "Intelligence."

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