Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Proviso, Exploding Heads.

A message from Newt Gingrich and Al Gore on smoking dope. With the following important note:
We are indeed fortunate that times have changed and such hypocrisy has been vanquished to the dustbins of history under the leadership of our current President, a man with enough guts, brains and integrity to never publicly comment on his prior extensive involvement with multiple illegal substances.
Buried elsewhere among the actual legal information in the Electric Library is this shocking revelation about JFK's so-called "assassination":
His head just exploded by itself because he drank too much of that damn "speed" stuff.

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