Are here to save the religious indoctrination comic book day! Mosesketeer roll call, sound off:
Menorah Man can grow as many as eight arms, shooting flames from each of them.
Dreidel Maidel
The Hurricane Heroine can spin at tremendous speed. She also thinks with the speed of a super-computer.
Yarmulkah Youth
“The Capped Crusader” has a belt full of trick Yarmulkahs, including a Yamarang, a radio, Bullet-proof handshields, a parachute and many more.
My favorite is Hypergirl/Matza Woman:
After unknowingly eating an atomic matzah that was accidentally baked in a microwave oven with radioactive water, she was surprised to learn that she could fly, could turn invisible and had microwave vision and Hyperstrength. And best of all, NOTHING could hurt her . . . except being under water for more than 18 minutes!
The cleverest thing on the website is
the communication center, where mousing over the images of superheroes reveals different chat lines. Check it out!
2 comments:
What about Bris Boy, whose power is cutting off foreskins and strangling people with the excised flesh?
You are dripping with contempt for religious belief, yet I find your comment strangely arousing.
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