Monday, May 16, 2005

Love is an Ocelot

Saturn 3 - Kirk Douglas, Farrah Fawcett, and a dubbed over Harvey Keitel versus a robot. Excellent film if your idea of film excellence is a naked, aged Kirk Douglas.

Turkish Star Wars - Extreme Confusion. Not bad, though. Doesn't really follow the SW plot, more of a general summer blockbuster plot. Lovely "Engrish" subtitles.

Battle Beyond the Stars - Roger Corman's attempt at a Star Wars/Trek movie. Decent special effects, pretty good cast, music by STII:TWOK's James Horner (also did the music for Aliens, doncha know), and a main ship that looks either like a moose or a pair of dangling testicles.

Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County - Sheer cinematic genius. Ontologically no different from Citizen Kane. Features aliens and turkey, vital cinematic elements.

Hot Girl - nickname for a certain law student. Used by other students in place of her name behind her back.

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